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Do you like cookie dough?

February 21st, 2006
laugh1689 asked:


1…. 32 REASONS COOKIE DOUGH EAST BETTER THAN the MEN 1.It L & #39; agréable hard or soft. 2.It makes a gâchis, but it has better goÔ T. 3.It n& #39; is not l& #39; spirit if you take your colère on it. 4.You always desire d& #39; to swallow. 5.It s& #39; in will not feel sorry for if you divide with your friends. 6.It & quot; s& quot; practical and fast & quot;. 7.You will be able to benefit from more d& #39; once. 8.It défensive is déjà emballé. 9.You, it can être as large as you wish it. 10.If you do not finish, you can safeguard it for later. 11.It & #39; S easier d& #39; to obtain the type which you want. 12.You can compare prices. 13.It & #39; S easy to find in épicerie. 14.You can put à l& #39; écart when you have enough of it. 15. You know été front consommés forever. 16.It s& #39; in will not feel sorry for if you mâcher on him. 17.It comes from chocolate parfumée. 18.You always to know when débarrasser d& #39; it. 19.You can turn over it - satisfaction is guaranteed. 20.It & #39; is always prêt à to leave. 21.You will not be arrêté, if you to eat in public. 22.You n& #39; do not have à to change cloths if you to eat with the bed. 23.It you réveiller because c& #39; is difficult. 24.You n& #39; do not have à to find an excuse not to eat some. 25.You will be able to say à your friends how much you have consommé without sounding like you to praise. 26.It does not take the place in your bed. 27.It & #39; S easy à to take. 28.You never pâte à biscuits not désirés drives out around you. 29.You to know what the weight supplémentaire is of. 30.It will not be jealous if you take another. 31.It never l& #39; insécurité has a problème with its size. 32.It is très flexible. 2 ...... a couple to return of their honeymoon and it is évident for everyone qu& #39; they are not speech the ones with the others. The best man of the marié takes côté and asks him what is badly.  “Eh well, répondit l& #39; homme& quot; when one finished making l& #39; love the first evening, as I am levé to go à the bathroom j& #39; put 50 $ the bill on l& #39; pillow without réfléchir. & quot; & quot; Oh, would not owe you you in préoccuper trop”, known as his/her friend. & quot; I am sÔ R which your wife will be bientôt enough - it cannot await d& #39; to have été you épargne all these années! & quot; The marié shook gently and says to him: & quot; I do not know if I can leave this if. It m& #39; donné 20 $ the change has! & quot; 3 ..... did you hear of the new pedigree dog croisées? ⠀ ¢ They crossed Collie and Lhassa Apso. The new gA©nA©ration is Collapso, a dog which folds up itself for a aisé transport. ⠀ ¢ They crossed Spitz and d& #39; a Chow. The new gA©nA©ration is Spitz-Chow, a dog which launches of much. ⠀ ¢ They crossed a pointer and d& #39; a frontier runner. The new gA©nA©ration is Poinsetter, an animal of Noà “L traditional. ⠀ ¢ They have traversé large Pyrénées and d& #39; a dachshund. The new gA©nA©ration is Pyradachs, a curious race. They crossed a pékinois and Lhassa Apso. The new race is Peekasso, a résumé dog. ⠀ ¢ They crossed Irish Water Spaniel and Springer Spaniel English. The new gA©nA©ration is an Irishman Springer, a dog of fraA®chor and propreté. ⠀ ¢ They have traversé Labrador and Curly Coated Retriever. The new race is a laboratory Coat Retriever, the choice of the researchers in laboratory. ⠀ ¢ They crossed a à Newfoundland and a Hound Basset hound. The new gA©nA©ration is Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for the financial advisers ⠀ ¢ They crossed Bloodhound and Labrador. The new gA©nA©ration is Blabador, a dog which barks unceasingly. ⠀ ¢ They crossed Malamute and a pointer. The new gA©nA©ration is Moot Point, propriété of…. oh, and well, it n& #39; really d&amp does not have; #39; importance. ⠀ ¢ They crossed Collie and Malamute. The new gA©nA©ration is a shuttle, a dog which déplace with work. ⠀ ¢ They crossed Deerhound and d& #39; a Burrow. The new gA©nA©ration is Behind, a dog which is true à end. ⠀ ¢ They crossed Bull Terrier and ShihTzu. The new gA©nA©ration is a uhh, I will return à you on it .....

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